Steph.College Junior.19.NYC
this is the gayest thing i have ever witnessed in my very gay life
my life goal is to now work heels as easily as they do no exceptions
i cant even walk in heels.
first date questions
This is the most meta thing I’ve ever seen on Cartoon Network.
bras are so expensive like i didn’t choose the boob life the boob life chose me
this is the most beautiful post in all the world.
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
INNOVATIVE DOORKNOB
Even doorknobs can be improved upon. If a door is locked it should not be available to even try and open.
This shit is dope.
No, you may not enter my room.
This doorknob says you’re not even allowed to try.
to write about
the mountains
and the sea
but they
became twisted
metaphors
for you
and me
